• Satan: [appears]
  • Satan: You can have anything you wan--
  • Me: LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What?
  • Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What the--?
  • Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
  • Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
  • Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.

smenkhkara:

has a muslim man ever played abraham lincoln

has an aboriginal woman ever played elizabeth I

has a black man ever played george washington

has a turkish woman ever played eleanor of aquitaine

no?

then why the fuck would you get the whitest white men to play Ramesses II and Moses

(via international-leaf-convention)

nikkiehagedoorn:

superlote:

floozys:

famous boys who are getting SERIOUS cash thanks to their 99% teenage girl fanbase yet still spew out negative shit about teenage girls, annoy me to no fucking end

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i mean anyone being assholes to teenage girls piss me off, but people who are living their dream thanks to the support of teenage girls yet still spit in their faces 

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trangst:

"i’m not white i’m greek"

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phrux:

eggwitch:


Jim Woodring

asshole skeleton trys to steal baby Frog

while covered in bacon

phrux:

eggwitch:

Jim Woodring

asshole skeleton trys to steal baby Frog

while covered in bacon

(via necromorph-slayinglovemachine)

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citizensyndrome:

I see you, Fox News.

citizensyndrome:

I see you, Fox News.

(via peachy-sweets)

The Ultimate Irony

While white people undoubtedly hold major authoritarian power over the present United States, studies show that caucasians are actually the minority now. Hispanic people are the most common race in the USA now.

It’s safe to say that in 30-40 years, hispanic, black, asian, and all the other POC will be in charge while angry old white people try to cling to the demented ways of the past.

Time is the ultimate killer, redeemer, and irony.